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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 47</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 18:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Stephy is tormented by her least favorite words, Simone was sorted into fucking Hufflepuff, Kings of Leon are the new Nickelback, and does them calling it rock mean we have to call it rock? Plus: Napalm Death, Jerry Only, Richard Simmons, dong wallpaper poll results, and Veet for Men vs. knob and <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2012/06/06/dongtini-episode-47-2/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2012/06/06/dongtini-episode-47-2/">Dongtini — Episode 47</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><strong>On this episode:</strong> Stephy is tormented by her least favorite words, Simone was sorted into fucking Hufflepuff, Kings of Leon are the new Nickelback, and does them calling it rock mean we have to call it rock? Plus: Napalm Death, Jerry Only, Richard Simmons, dong wallpaper poll results, and Veet for Men vs. knob and bollocks.</span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-047-June-4-2012.mp3">Dongtini – Episode 47</a></span></p>
<div id="attachment_921"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 235px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/06/06/dongtini-episode-47-2/simonerichardstephy/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Simone Richard Stephy"><img class="size-medium wp-image-921" title="simonerichardstephy" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/simonerichardstephy-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Simone Richard Stephy</span></div>
<div id="attachment_922"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 310px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/06/06/dongtini-episode-47-2/richardagain/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Simone Stephy Richard and Listener Jona!"><img class="size-medium wp-image-922" title="richardagain" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/richardagain-300x201.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="201"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Simone Stephy Richard and Listener Jona!</span></div>
<div id="attachment_924"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 537px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/06/06/dongtini-episode-47-2/hatingonahouse1/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Simone receives disgruntled tweets."><img class="size-full wp-image-924" title="hatingonahouse1" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hatingonahouse1.jpg" alt="" width="527" height="195"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Simone receives disgruntled tweets.</span></div>
<div id="attachment_915"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 532px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/06/06/dongtini-episode-47-2/hufflepuff2/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="On Pottermore, The Sorting Hat placed Simone in Hufflepuff which apparently is like going to fat camp in the wizarding world."><img class=" wp-image-915  " title="Hufflepuff2" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Hufflepuff2.jpg" alt="" width="522" height="422"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">On Pottermore, The Sorting Hat placed Simone in Hufflepuff which apparently is like going to fat camp in the wizarding world.</span></div>
<div id="attachment_911"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 546px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/06/06/dongtini-episode-47-2/back-camera-13/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: helvetica;&quot;&gt;Competitive Simone (Green 1) kicks ass at laser tag and basks in the respect of a handful of nerds.&lt;/span&gt;"><img class=" wp-image-911 " title="Back Camera" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-4-1024x585.jpg" alt="" width="536" height="306"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">Competitive Simone (Green 1) kicks ass at laser tag and basks in the respect of a handful of nerds.</span></span></div>
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<div id="attachment_925"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 235px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/06/06/dongtini-episode-47-2/jerryonly/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Stephy received a Jerry Only action figure from Listener Kevin"><img class="size-medium wp-image-925" title="jerryonly" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jerryonly-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Stephy received a Jerry Only action figure from Listener Kevin</span></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">See informative Amazon reviews of gastric bypass tubes used by civilians <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Laparoscopic-Gastric-Bypass-DYNJS0303-Each/product-reviews/B000WCW4FK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&amp;showViewpoints=1">here</a>.  (Thanks, Listener Jona)</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-small;">Closing song: Unknown violinist and cellist via YouTube — &#8220;The Legend of Zelda (Dungeon Theme)&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 16</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 06:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Stephy and Simone’s earliest dong memories, the origin of the word “dongtini,” Simone’s drunken online purchases, our first times, and has anyone ever liked an opening band? &#160; Listen now or right click to save and listen later! Dongtini — Episode 16 Simone took this of Beth Gibbons. She had a good seat. <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2011/11/02/dongtini-episode-16/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2011/11/02/dongtini-episode-16/">Dongtini — Episode 16</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;">On this episode: Stephy and Simone’s earliest dong memories, the origin of the word “dongtini,” Simone’s drunken online purchases, our first times, and has anyone ever liked an opening band?</span></p>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">Pedro The Lion is one of the two cover bands Stephy ever loved. Here is Bazan, Dongtini listener and force behind Pedro the Lion, playing &#8220;Once They Really Get To Know You They Will Run&#8221;:</span></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">Stephy was at this Death Cab For Cutie show (1/23/99) that Pedro the Lion opened for:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small; font-family: helvetica;"> Stephy&#8217;s least favorite opening act ever </span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">Official song of Dongtini, if they would just change &#8220;head&#8221; to &#8220;dong&#8221;:</span></div>
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<td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">&#8220;Man With Complete Mama&#8217;s Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again.&#8221; —the <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-with-complete-mamas-family-video-library-never,1592/#enlarge">Onion article</a></span></td>
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<td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">Simone + internet + Tanqueray = 3 of these</span></td>
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<td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">Stephy&#8217;s senior prom pic, 1993. NOT a Glamour Shot.</span></td>
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">No joke, that last soundwave, the one that looks like a dong, IS Simone saying &#8220;dong&#8221;!</span></div>
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