Dongtini — Episode 102

February 25, 2014 in Podcast

On this episode: discontinued food product nostalgia, our official summit on Portlandia, Simone reads a douchey letter from a douchey promoter, Stephy is scolded by a pastor who is also a convicted sex offender, problems with hippies, beards are screwing with Proctor & Gamble, banned baby names in Mexico, and a man makes the ultimate sacrifice for an Icelandic penis museum. Also: WordHate, Dongs in the News, and Taco Bell News: A Personal Edition.


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Dongtini – Episode 102


Help Simone revive her favourite pasta sauce by writing to Classico and/or locating it in your local supermarket. Contact Simone via her email address in the sidebar if you have any information on the whereabouts of this national treasure.



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Trailer for ‘The Final Member”, a film about acquiring a human dong for a dong museum.



Closing song: Phyllis Dillon — “We Belong Together”

Dongtini — Episode 82

February 27, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone got rear-ended, Stephy encountered her longtime stalker, we get Sunday sad, Ben Parsons from Grapes of Rad is a man among men, issues of empathy within political parties, colon vs. cologne, the Onion cunt tweet, and indignant letters of complaint to Victoria’s Secret!

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Dongtini – Episode 82

Colon vs. cologne
Victoria’s Secret receives complaints.
People sure got mad about this.

Here is the link to Ben and Mel’s fundraiser for their daughter Phoenix Parsons.

 Closing song: Patrick Sampson — “Sono Un Uomo”

Dongtini – Episode 80

February 13, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephanie made a bunch of people mad by saying a very very very baaaaaad word, Simone wrote a disgruntled letter to an irresponsible chocolatier, and together we measured our dongs using the Condom Size app. Also: social anxiety, the Tavi Gevinson yearbook, saying the word cunt, militant feminism, the paradox of thinking horrible stuff is funny, the art and science of being offended, and the Bush emails were hacked.

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Dongtini – Episode 80

Stephy’s fateful tweet.

Stephy’s apology is posted here.

The fancy chocolate bar, too delicate for its own good.


Closing song: The Four Tops — “Bernadette”