Dongtini — Episode 81

February 21, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone overcomes the adversity of pronouncing American R’s, Stephy got a dentist’s boob all to herself, and the politics of Valentine’s evil are discussed. Also: The maddening “clean beavers get more wood” ad, random depression, classified information about Air Force One, May-December relationships: hot or not?, @Literally_Dying, Shaky Advice with Neil Hamburger, and ice cubes like grandma used to make. YAY MY MEDS

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Dongtini – Episode 81

Simone modding it up while she still can at 6 months along.
A few pieces from the wonderful Pan Am exhibit as part of Palm Springs’ annual modernism week.
The controversial snow penis.
Stephy + Karen Carpenter dress + birthday party

 The Foo Fighters’ recipe for ice is on page 8.

A clean beaver rundown is here.

Closing song: Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings — “100 Days, 100 Nights”

Dongtini — Episode 65

October 12, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Las Vegas took the clean folded laundry of Simone’s mind and threw it in the hamper, Stephy sorta participated in teaching compassion to the Seattle Police Department, and they both wrestle with the ethical tension of eating at Costco and Ikea. Also: inhumane Christianizing at funerals, Stephy can’t stop laughing at ridiculous cat “facts,” listener voicemail, the Sri Lankan twins on The Amazing Race, eating fallopian tubes for sport, and a gay guy’s blog about ladysteak.


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Dongtini – Episode 65

David took this in Vegas. “What happens in Vegas grays in Vegas.”
“What are you DOING?” say Simone & Bunion’s doppelgangers.

Closing song: Dave Bazan — “Bearing Witness”

Dongtini — Episode 36

March 21, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: We are persecuted for our native accents, we eat artisan s’mores and sample electric blankets, Stephy’s husband was banned from a Mars Hill Church event on grounds of being married to an outspoken Mars Hill naysayer, and we answer a voicemail from someone who doesn’t know how to tell his parents he doesn’t want to be a Christian anymore.

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Dongtini – Episode 36

Stephy's gourmet $11 s'mores
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Closing song: Lou Christie—”Lighting Strikes”

Dongtini — Episode 20

November 30, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone’s kiwi impression, banned words in Pakistani text messages, cavity filling is worse than childbirth, Stephy’s son asks if God is for real, and a disgusting round of Would You Rather?


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Simone’s Hot Buttered Rum recipe

3 tsp Brown Sugar
.5 tsp Allspice
.5 tsp  Whole Cloves
1 tbsp Butter
2 oz Dark Rum
Hot Water
Warm a mug or glass, and then add sugar and about 1.5 oz of hot water to the mug.  Stir sugar and water until sugar is well-dissolved.  Add rum and spices and then fill top the mug with hot water.  Add butter and stir until butter is completely melted.  Garnish with a cinnamon stick and/or orange peel, depending on the flavour you’re looking for.
Trailer for “The Trip” with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan
(watch the TV series and not the movie based on it if at all possible)


Twitter screencap of Christian culture feeling sorry for atheists on Thanksgiving, 
click to read all the goodness.


Stephy’s blog post on atheist Thanksgiving is here.


Round man on Los Angeles bench.


Closing song: Say Hi —”Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh”

Dongtini — Episode 18

November 16, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: accents we love with a flaming passion and hate with a fiery vengance, Stephy’s Ben Gibbard impersonation, Simone has it on good authority that Facebook is out to Aldous Huxley us all, and Christians freely share unwanted details of their weird sex lives. (Sound news: Stephy was distorting all over the place, you’ll just have to deal with it.)


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Dongtini — Episode 18


Simone’s tote bag bearing the name of Michael Jackson’s killer.
Amy Walker does 21 accents in two and a half minutes.
Zooey Deschanel sings National Anthem

Ben Gibbard sings the National Anthem

Stephy’s Stuff Christian Culture Likes post on scheduling sex and grody comments are here.


Closing song: Chet Atkins—”I Feel Fine”

Dongtini – Episode 2

June 9, 2011 in Podcast

In the second episode of Dongtini: Stephy and Simone deliberate names with unsavory connotations, agree that Simone’s name doesn’t sound very sexy in a Sri Lankan accent, Stephy professes her love of cheesy music and confesses the raw contents of her iTunes (much to Simone’s chagrin), compare what they hide before their parents come to visit, relive the horror of sex ed in school and squirm about the prying questions Stephy’s son has been asking about sex.

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Here is the Horny Hillbilly which Simone doesn’t bother to hide when her mum visits.

And someone found this picture that looks like Stephy and Simone but it is not so just get that out of your head right now.