by Dongtini — Episode 60
September 5, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini
On this episode: the ladies are outraged by Mars Hill’s stupid dating advice, Stephy found a Christian blog that says “when you get to know your husband’s penis, you honor God,” and our husbands read a transcript of one of our episodes (Gregg playing the role of Simone, David playing the role of Stephy). Also: Amazon reviews written by geniuses, fried chicken, BJ camp, and words Simone hates. The onus is on YOU.
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This woman has 3 things she thinks you should probably know about your husband’s dong.
There are dozens and dozens of these.
From Listener Bobby’s spinoff series “Hey, Stop That.”
Art restoration: you’re dong it wrong.
BIG CUCUMBER
Stephy’s rendering of what an “onus” looks like in her head. (Note: onus is descending. Because it’s on you.)Closing song: Lydia Parry — “Scream”
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You guys will be the death of me! I was laughing so much while listening to this podcast I very nearly stepped in front of a car! I regret nothing though, it was LOL-funny and it made my day!
I have the best most terrible circumcision story though!! I always thought that the story about rabbis sucking the blood from circumcised baby dongs was just a Nazi propaganda myth to make the Jews seem evil but it turns out it’s not! How fucked up is that? Disclaimer, it’s not common and seems to only happen with some really orthodox but it happens and the terrible part is:
“At least 11 New York infants are thought to have contracted herpes from the practice, two of whom died and two of whom have irreversible brain damage …”
More terrible part is that the health department is trying to make it mandatory for these rabbis to warn parents of the dangers but the rabbis are refusing!
http://freethoughtblogs.com/bluecollaratheist/2012/09/03/bloodsucking-rabbis-vow-to-defy-the-law/
That’s so awesome that you were nearly run over!
As for those herpes ridden rabbis, I’ve heard about that before and somehow I forgot all about it. Maybe I have brain damage. What the fuck?
That is one of the creepiest things that I’ve ever, ever heard. (re: transcript) Eeeewwwwwwww! It didn’t help that I kept picturing Jack Nicholson every time Gregg spoke.
It was so horrible! And that’s just one of his many horrible voices. I think jolly Englishman is much worse.
If there was money in obscene phonecalls, Greg could make you super rich!!