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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 117</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2014 22:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Simone says “The Room” is a perfect example of what happens when people don’t listen to others, Stephy accidentally retweeted a pic of someone’s vag on SCCL, means and methods of awakening empathy, drunken bang cutting, Dr. Huxtable, straight men should be catcalled in the Castro so they know how it feels, <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2014/11/19/dongtini-episode-117/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2014/11/19/dongtini-episode-117/">Dongtini — Episode 117</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>On this episode:</strong> Simone says “The Room” is a perfect example of what happens when people don’t listen to others, Stephy accidentally retweeted a pic of someone’s vag on SCCL, means and methods of awakening empathy, drunken bang cutting, Dr. Huxtable, straight men should be catcalled in the Castro so they know how it feels, Facebook “Howl” drama, more dick pics, the wisdom of Taylor Hawkins, bathroom attendants, Mary Timony, racism vs. stereotypes, a new Dongtacular Vernacular™, and we fucking hate the apostle Paul. “We’ve got listeners in China, sir, who are laughing at your dong!” — Simone Turkington, 2014</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Upvote &#8220;<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=openly%20closeted" target="_blank">openly closeted</a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oneion" target="_blank">oneion</a>&#8221; on Urban Dictionary</p>
<p>I can’t find the filthy date night pic I accidentally retweeted! This sucks! —stephy</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 8pt; font-family: helvetica;">Closing song: King Missile — &#8220;Jesus Was Way Cool&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>Dongtini &#8211; Episode 11</title>
		<link>http://dongtini.com/2011/09/28/dongtini-episode-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This time Stephy and Simone talk about stupid baby names derived from gross things and recite TV commercials from the &#8217;80s that they can still remember. They delve into the amazing invention that is Twitter and how sad it is that some people don&#8217;t &#8220;get&#8221; it. Neil Hamburger is glorified for dismantling Axe body spray&#8217;s <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2011/09/28/dongtini-episode-11/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2011/09/28/dongtini-episode-11/">Dongtini &#8211; Episode 11</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;">This time Stephy and Simone talk about stupid baby names derived from gross things and recite TV commercials from the &#8217;80s that they can still remember. They delve into the amazing invention that is Twitter and how sad it is that some people don&#8217;t &#8220;get&#8221; it. Neil Hamburger is glorified for dismantling Axe body spray&#8217;s marketing department, then Stephy tries to read Ryan&#8217;s hilarious office emails with a straight face (it doesn&#8217;t happen).</span></p>
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<td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">How Simone remembers.</span></td>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><a style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PPczUIO7Ckg/ToNnfNiTSUI/AAAAAAAAC2s/cAAxtTwxmpw/s1600/ryanflower.JPG"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PPczUIO7Ckg/ToNnfNiTSUI/AAAAAAAAC2s/cAAxtTwxmpw/s320/ryanflower.JPG" alt="" width="226" height="320" border="0" /></a></span></td>
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<td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">The flower that is the subject of Ryan&#8217;s office email prank.</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;">Some Twitter accounts we love:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica;"> <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/humblebrag">@humblebrag</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica;"> <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/dongattack">@dongattack</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica;"> <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch">@OldManSearch</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica;"> <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheOldFolksHome">@TheOldFolksHome</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica;"> <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Jezebel">@Jezebel</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica;"> <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/NeilHamburger">@NeilHamburger </a></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;">And then of course, there&#8217;s us!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/tikidoll">@tikidoll</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica;"> <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/StephanieDrury">@StephanieDrury</a></span></p>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><a style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-84fx8xx82nE/ToNppBbnkBI/AAAAAAAAC3E/16MaOoWiRUE/s1600/neilhamburger.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-84fx8xx82nE/ToNppBbnkBI/AAAAAAAAC3E/16MaOoWiRUE/s400/neilhamburger.jpg" alt="" width="375" height="281" border="0" /></a></span></td>
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<td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">Neil Hamburger vs. stupid companies and their retarded tweets. Neil&#8217;s winning, see <a href="http://funartcontest.tumblr.com/">here</a>!</span></td>
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<td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small;">Read all about the <a href="http://splitsider.com/2011/06/neil-hamburgers-anti-axe-art-contest-that-axe-tried-to-kill">Anti-Axe art contest</a> that Axe body spray tried to kill.</span></td>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: helvetica;">Closing song: Air — &#8220;Remember&#8221;</span></p>
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