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Dongtini — Episode 93

dongtini — Tue, 25 Jun 2013 18:28:23 +0000

On this episode: the stupidity of that modesty sermon, Simone relays questionable intelligence from the Muslim scientific community, Stephy wants to stay at a monastery, regional terminology, Mad Men as respite, BJ bootcamp, internet detox, the problematic statement “I find modesty attractive,” crossdressing in Christian circles, when people say you need faith to be an atheist, 62 Things To Say To Make Your Husband Feel Great, nattering nabobs of negativity write letters to the editor, and an update on handicapped parking. I PAY TAXES, BITCH.

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Dongtini – Episode 93

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Muslim scientist explaining that the earth really is flat. It’s just our eyes making things look round that we don’t understand!

8-pound-man removed from woman’s vagina!

A strong case against the not so humble balloon.

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The president of Iran says “We don’t have gays in Iran. We don’t have that problem”

Stephy texted Davy 62 things that are supposed to make your husband feel great.

And here is that modesty sermon:

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Closing song: Curtis Mayfield — “Superfly”

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Dongtini — Episode 90

dongtini — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:27:05 +0000

On this episode: Krispy Kreme is all “HOT NOW,” Boston bombing hookups and other unpublicized tragedy, being wrong, dumb pregnancy advice, condom talk with pets and children, more Amazon reviewers rate shit they didn’t use, the Point Break stage production, and another handicapped parking adventure. HOT NOW!

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Dongtini – Episode 90

HOT NOW

The morning after: Blanket after date night with Birdsworth

Eye. Am an eff. Bee. Eye. Agent.

Simone’s Goodreads review of The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero can be found here.

Rad book on being wrong: Being Wrong: Adventures In The Margin Of Error by Kathryn Schulz.

The Wonkette article on Craigslist hookups the night of the bombings can be found here.

The adventures of Stephy’s old coworker, Hammerhead, can be found here.

jmkkkkkkkkkkk <——work of Birdsworth

Closing song: Georgie Fame — “Yeh Yeh”

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Dongtini — Episode 87

dongtini — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:10:50 +0000

On this episode: Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts. Also: low-budget Australian commercials, Gwen and Gavin cut off Simone in traffic, Kumare, This Week In Handicapped Parking, listener voicemails, and Dongs In The News. The onus is on YOU.

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Dongtini – Episode 87

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Guess what happened. Just guess.

Stephy’s rendering of the onus being on you.

Click here for Simone’s Amazon review of the novel based on the epic miniseries The Bible.

Closing song: Le Tigre — “Deceptacon”

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