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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 121</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2015 00:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Peter Rollins said he can’t be Stephy’s friend anymore, Simone’s ire for Johnny Depp is validated at the box office, the scientists invented a way to send glitter and shit to your enemies, Simone got cable for baseball and it’s only barely worth it, and there was a study where women agreed <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2015/02/03/dongtini-episode-121/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2015/02/03/dongtini-episode-121/">Dongtini — Episode 121</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><strong>On this episode:</strong> Peter Rollins said he can’t be Stephy’s friend anymore, Simone’s ire for Johnny Depp is validated at the box office, the scientists invented a way to send glitter and shit to your enemies, Simone got cable for baseball and it’s only barely worth it, and there was a study where women agreed with compliments and it didn’t go well – well, what did they <em>think</em> would happen?<br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 18pt;">Listen now or right click to download and listen later!</span><br />
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-121.mp3"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 18pt;"> Dongtini &#8211; Episode 121</span></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 8pt;">Closing song: Kate Bush — &#8221; Running Up That Hill&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>Dongtini &#8211; Episode 120</title>
		<link>http://dongtini.com/2015/01/19/dongtini-episode-120/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2015 21:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show, Simone holds Stephy to her tough standards on using simpler words, Simone makes some progress with her own word tomorrocado, and Stephy surprsingly doesn&#8217;t have a problem with new year&#8217;s resolutions. Also: a gunman is seen in Stephy&#8217;s kid&#8217;s school district, using Taco Bell to spread the good news, taking a 13 <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2015/01/19/dongtini-episode-120/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2015/01/19/dongtini-episode-120/">Dongtini &#8211; Episode 120</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;">On today&#8217;s show, Simone holds Stephy to her tough standards on using simpler words, Simone makes some progress with her own word tomorrocado, and Stephy surprsingly doesn&#8217;t have a problem with new year&#8217;s resolutions. Also: a gunman is seen in Stephy&#8217;s kid&#8217;s school district, using Taco Bell to spread the good news, taking a 13 year old to a rave, nostalgia makes determining quality confusing, Simone sees a new Johnny Depp billboard and loses her shit, and Stephy screws up a handshake even after being forewarned.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 18pt;">Listen now or right click to download and listen later!</span><br />
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-120.mp3"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 18pt;"> Dongtini &#8211; Episode 120</span></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">UPVOTE SIMONE&#8217;S WORD, TOMORROCADO IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE ADVANCEMENT OF LANGUAGE!!!<br />
<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tomorrocado">http://www.urbandictionary.com/</a><br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 8pt;">Closing song: Right Said Fred &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m Too Sexy&#8221;</span></p>
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