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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 117</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2014 22:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Simone says “The Room” is a perfect example of what happens when people don’t listen to others, Stephy accidentally retweeted a pic of someone’s vag on SCCL, means and methods of awakening empathy, drunken bang cutting, Dr. Huxtable, straight men should be catcalled in the Castro so they know how it feels, <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2014/11/19/dongtini-episode-117/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2014/11/19/dongtini-episode-117/">Dongtini — Episode 117</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>On this episode:</strong> Simone says “The Room” is a perfect example of what happens when people don’t listen to others, Stephy accidentally retweeted a pic of someone’s vag on SCCL, means and methods of awakening empathy, drunken bang cutting, Dr. Huxtable, straight men should be catcalled in the Castro so they know how it feels, Facebook “Howl” drama, more dick pics, the wisdom of Taylor Hawkins, bathroom attendants, Mary Timony, racism vs. stereotypes, a new Dongtacular Vernacular™, and we fucking hate the apostle Paul. “We’ve got listeners in China, sir, who are laughing at your dong!” — Simone Turkington, 2014</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 18pt;">Listen now or right click to download and listen later!</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-117.mp3"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 18pt;">Dongtini &#8211; Episode 117</span></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Upvote &#8220;<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=openly%20closeted" target="_blank">openly closeted</a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oneion" target="_blank">oneion</a>&#8221; on Urban Dictionary</p>
<p>I can’t find the filthy date night pic I accidentally retweeted! This sucks! —stephy</p>
<div id="attachment_2534"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 537px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/grafitti-penis-2-million-car.png" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="DICKtation"><img class="wp-image-2534 size-full" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/grafitti-penis-2-million-car.png" alt="grafitti-penis-2-million-car" width="527" height="559"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">DICKtation</span></div>
<div id="attachment_2543"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 310px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1.jpg" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Whiskey, meet bangs."><img class="size-medium wp-image-2543" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1-300x300.jpg" alt="Whiskey, meet bangs." width="300" height="300"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Whiskey, meet bangs.</span></div>
<div id="attachment_2544"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 310px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2.jpg" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Mary Timony &amp;amp; Stephy eeeee"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2544" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2-300x300.jpg" alt="Mary Timony &amp; Stephy eeeee" width="300" height="300"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Mary Timony &amp; Stephy eeeee</span></div>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 8pt; font-family: helvetica;">Closing song: King Missile — &#8220;Jesus Was Way Cool&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 56</title>
		<link>http://dongtini.com/2012/08/08/dongtini-episode-56/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 17:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Simone goes camping with only a yoga mat and internet access, Stephy’s meme pisses off Glenn Beck, and mean people on Facebook need to fuck off. Also: the Kazakhstan national anthem debacle, Peter Rollins the Irish philosopher, single parenting, female peeing contraptions (gross), the OTHER Simone &#38; Stephanie, and things we learned <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2012/08/08/dongtini-episode-56/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2012/08/08/dongtini-episode-56/">Dongtini — Episode 56</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><strong>On this episode:</strong> Simone goes camping with only a yoga mat and internet access, Stephy’s <a href="http://instinctmagazine.com/blogs/blog/tweet-of-the-day-did-jesus-give-chick-fil-a-appreciation-day-the-thumbs-up?directory=100011https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/231415478516592640" target="_blank">meme</a> pisses off Glenn Beck, and mean people on Facebook need to fuck off. Also: the Kazakhstan national anthem debacle, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Rollins" target="_blank">Peter Rollins</a> the Irish philosopher, single parenting, female peeing contraptions (gross), the OTHER Simone &amp; Stephanie, and things we learned during the opening ceremonies.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-large;">Listen now or right click to download and listen later!</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-056-August-6-2012.mp3">Dongtini &#8211; Episode 56</a></span></p>
<div id="attachment_1144"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 343px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ein-ungewohnlich-schoner-susigkeitenladen-in-new-york-1950.jpg" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Beautiful Barton&amp;#8217;s candy shop. Be cool like Simone and @SandiV and make it YOUR phone wallpaper!" rel="nofollow"><img class=" wp-image-1144 " title="ein-ungewohnlich-schoner-susigkeitenladen-in-new-york-1950" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ein-ungewohnlich-schoner-susigkeitenladen-in-new-york-1950.jpg" alt="" width="333" height="428"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Beautiful Barton&#8217;s candy shop. Be cool like Simone and @SandiV and make it YOUR phone wallpaper!</span></div>
<div id="attachment_1153"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 772px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Sandi-Vincent-home.jpg" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="The beautiful mid-century modern home of Sandi Vincent that Simone got to visit in Portland." rel="nofollow"><img class=" wp-image-1153   " title="Sandi Vincent home" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Sandi-Vincent-home.jpg" alt="" width="762" height="342"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">The beautiful mid-century modern home of Sandi Vincent that Simone got to visit in Portland.</span></div>
<div id="attachment_1148"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 610px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/08/08/dongtini-episode-56/simone-peeing-bdo/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Simone resorts to public urination for the Foo Fighters, only for their career to soon turn to public defection."><img class="size-full wp-image-1148" title="Simone peeing BDO" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Simone-peeing-BDO.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="225"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Simone resorts to public urination for the Foo Fighters, only for their career to soon turn to public defection.</span></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<div id="attachment_1160"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 236px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/08/08/dongtini-episode-56/camping-sucks/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="This came up when googling &amp;#8220;camping sucks.&amp;#8221;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1160" title="camping-sucks" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/camping-sucks-226x300.jpg" alt="" width="226" height="300"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">This came up when googling &#8220;camping sucks.&#8221;</span></div>
<div id="attachment_1161"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 496px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/08/08/dongtini-episode-56/vvopy/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Stephy&amp;#8217;s incindiary meme."><img class="size-full wp-image-1161" title="VvoPY" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/VvoPY.jpg" alt="" width="486" height="356"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Stephy&#8217;s incindiary meme.</span></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<div id="attachment_1162"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 530px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2012/08/08/dongtini-episode-56/glenn/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Glenn mad."><img class="size-full wp-image-1162" title="glenn" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/glenn.jpg" alt="" width="520" height="248"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Glenn mad.</span></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">Borat version of Kazakhstan national anthem played at Kuwait sporting event!</span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-small;">Closing song: Gene McDaniels — &#8220;Tower of Strength&#8221;</span></p>
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