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Dongtini — Episode 128

dongtini — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 21:05:05 +0000

On this episode: The fall of the Duggars makes for 21 dongs and counting, the word “squirt” is gross but pretentious chocolate is delicious, and Stephy commiserates with Simone about memory hoarding. Also: a cat named Sirloin Beeftips, who uses the default tone?!, a listener call about the Squit app, Taco Bell News™, letters of complaint to makers of pretentious chocolate, using Shazam for songs that you hate, and a very rambunctious Dong In The News™. **SPECIAL NOTE: Stephy says that Jordan Root from The Village Church actually committed abuse against children, but upon investigation, at this writing he has only admitted to viewing material featuring children and fantasizing to thoughts of children under his care.**

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Dongtini – Episode 128

Vosges: the most pretentious chocolate you’ll ever love.

According to Shazam’s files, Simone loves Daughtry and Stephy loves Amy Grant. (Only one of these is true.)

He’s looking at you, Simone. He says “I like what I see.”

Closing song: Faith No More — “Sol Invictus”

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Dongtini — Episode 119

dongtini — Thu, 08 Jan 2015 22:48:04 +0000

On this episode: Simone slummed it in Hawaii for Christmas, Stephy isn’t a big Christmas fan anymore, and a strange man with poor boundaries approached Simone to discuss penis enlargement surgery. Also: prime numbers, medieval rat torture, the ghost of breakfast past, vape kits, Listener Jonathan is our new favorite, and you should call the Dongline! 323-301-DONG

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Dongtini – Episode 119

Closing song: Richard Cheese — “Holiday In Cambodia”

Listener Jonathan is our new favorite and this is why.

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Dongtini – Episode 80

dongtini — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:16:38 +0000

On this episode: Stephanie made a bunch of people mad by saying a very very very baaaaaad word, Simone wrote a disgruntled letter to an irresponsible chocolatier, and together we measured our dongs using the Condom Size app. Also: social anxiety, the Tavi Gevinson yearbook, saying the word cunt, militant feminism, the paradox of thinking horrible stuff is funny, the art and science of being offended, and the Bush emails were hacked.

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Dongtini – Episode 80

Stephy’s fateful tweet.

Stephy’s apology is posted here.

The fancy chocolate bar, too delicate for its own good.

Closing song: The Four Tops — “Bernadette”

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