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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 134</title>
		<link>http://dongtini.com/2015/11/19/dongtini-episode-134/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2015 00:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Seasonal affective disorder, being a stay-at-home magician, social anxiety and saying affirmations, trousers vs. pants, The Beaver Trilogy, penis Mad Libs with Harry Potter, Fred Armisen sure does crash a lot of shows, some exquisite cakes and and some even more exquisite Dongs In The News™! &#8220;Definitely the pants really got to <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2015/11/19/dongtini-episode-134/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2015/11/19/dongtini-episode-134/">Dongtini — Episode 134</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><strong>On this episode:</strong> Seasonal affective disorder, being a stay-at-home magician, social anxiety and saying affirmations, trousers vs. pants, <em>The Beaver Trilogy</em>, penis Mad Libs with Harry Potter, Fred Armisen sure does crash a lot of shows, some exquisite cakes and and some even more exquisite Dongs In The News™! &#8220;Definitely the pants really got to me.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"> </span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica;">Listen now or right click to download and listen later!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica;"><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-134.mp3">Dongtini &#8211; Episode 134</a> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"> </span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">Here is the <a href="%20http://www.theonion.com/article/podcaster-makes-solemn-promise-improve-sound-quali-51660" target="_blank">Onion article on the podcaster apology</a>. Thaaaat&#8217;s our life!<br />
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Simone&#8217;s BuzzFeed magic video</p>
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<div id="attachment_2772"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 288px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/picture.jpg" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Douglas &amp;#8220;Dougie&amp;#8221;, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy&amp;#8217;s favourite toy. Dougie does not have a peanut allergy."><img class="size-medium wp-image-2772" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/picture-278x300.jpg" alt="Douglas, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy's favourite toy." width="278" height="300"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Douglas &#8220;Dougie&#8221;, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy&#8217;s favourite toy. Dougie does not have a peanut allergy.</span></div>
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<div id="attachment_2774"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 680px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20151020_215938.jpg" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Simone&amp;#8217;s close view of Damon Albarn at Blur&amp;#8217;s Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom."><img class="wp-image-2774 size-large" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20151020_215938-1024x767.jpg" alt="Simone's close view of Damon Albarn at Blur's Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom." width="670" height="501"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Simone&#8217;s close view of Damon Albarn at Blur&#8217;s Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.</span></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 8pt;">Closing song: Blur — &#8220;Charmless Man&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 106</title>
		<link>http://dongtini.com/2014/04/30/dongtini-episode-106/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2014 19:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Simone was forced to ride something even bigger than a stretched Hummer, Stephy is terrified her boss will find pictures of hot dogs on her hard drive, and we marvel at the Wu-Tang wiener saga. Also: fun mental health updates, third-world outreach, an embarrassment of dong riches, pedophilia rehabilitation, &#8220;Nobody judges a <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2014/04/30/dongtini-episode-106/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2014/04/30/dongtini-episode-106/">Dongtini — Episode 106</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span class="null"> On this episode: </span></strong>Simone was forced to ride something even bigger than a stretched Hummer, Stephy is terrified her boss will find pictures of hot dogs on her hard drive, and we marvel at the Wu-Tang wiener saga. <em>Also</em>: fun <span class="null">mental health updates, third-world outreach, an embarrassment of dong riches, pedophilia rehabilitation, &#8220;Nobody judges a thumb,&#8221; fragrant memory associations, and the Bartman. &#8220;Do you have a minute for the environment?&#8221; &#8220;NO.&#8221;<br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Listen now or right click to download and listen later!</span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1926747_10153993368055655_1594277885965461064_n.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2389"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-2389" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1926747_10153993368055655_1594277885965461064_n.jpg" alt="1926747_10153993368055655_1594277885965461064_n" width="576" height="432" /></a>Simone with her teen idols, Ugly Kid Joe post private show</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">The ridiculous car Simone rode in in Las Vegas.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"> Simone&#8217;s beloved fragrance The Soft Lawn by Imaginary Authors. Click <a href="http://www.imaginaryauthors.com/">here</a> to visit their website and</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">learn about Claude LeCoq, Lenora Blumburg, Devante Valereo and more!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Here is the <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/522/tarred-and-feathered?act=2#play" target="_blank">Tarred and Feathered</a> piece on pedophiles on This American Life.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Closing song: Brian Wilson — &#8220;Smart Girls&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 96</title>
		<link>http://dongtini.com/2013/10/29/dongtini-episode-96/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2013 16:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode: Simone is literally (not figuratively) rescued once again by science, Stephy did stuff with David Bazan and Peter Rollins and then got a dong cake from listener Jonathan, when you get red flags when you meet new people, more fuckery from Facebook (&#8220;Facebook is destroying lives left and right!&#8221; said Simone), and Simone reads <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2013/10/29/dongtini-episode-96/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2013/10/29/dongtini-episode-96/">Dongtini — Episode 96</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><strong>On this episode:</strong> Simone is literally (not figuratively) rescued once again by science, Stephy did stuff with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bazan" target="_blank">David Bazan</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Rollins" target="_blank">Peter Rollins</a> and then got a dong cake from listener Jonathan, when you get red flags when you meet new people, more fuckery from Facebook (&#8220;Facebook is destroying lives left and right!&#8221; said Simone), and Simone reads internet discussions about people who will think there will be internet in heaven and/or hell. WILL THERE BE COMMENT FIGHTS IN HEAVEN?</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-large;">Listen now or right click to download and listen later!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-large;"> <a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-096.mp3">Dongtini &#8211; Episode 96</a></span></p>
<p> <a style="background-color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;" href="http://dongtini.com/2013/10/29/dongtini-episode-96/dongcake/" rel="attachment wp-att-2120"><img class="size-full wp-image-2120 aligncenter" title="dongcake" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dongcake.jpg" alt="" width="368" height="640" /></a></p>
<p>Listener Jonathan&#8217;s work of art that was a delicious dong cake.</p>
<div id="attachment_2121"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 483px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2013/10/29/dongtini-episode-96/dongpan/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="Jonathan&amp;#8217;s artistic process for dong cake production."><img class=" wp-image-2121 " title="dongpan" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dongpan.jpg" alt="" width="473" height="328"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">Jonathan&#8217;s artistic process for dong cake production.</span></div>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Simone <a href="http://theangrytiki.com/2006/11/people-who-cant-or-wont-laugh.html" target="_blank">wrote this blog about people</a> who don&#8217;t laugh. Prepare to be amazed!</span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: helvetica;">Closing song: Alison Gold — &#8220;Chinese Food&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>Dongtini — Episode 83</title>
		<link>http://dongtini.com/2013/03/06/dongtini-episode-83/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 18:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Stephy has chronically misplaced logic, Simone was rewarded for being rear-ended, and we both wake up looking forward to naps. Also: Listener Kaitlyn asks about bunions and life source, baby update, adventures in nicknames, National Day of Unplugging, Stephy&#8217;s stalker, a disappointing revelation about the Guiness Book, and Glenn Beck says empathy <a class="read-more-link" href="http://dongtini.com/2013/03/06/dongtini-episode-83/"><br />read more</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com/2013/03/06/dongtini-episode-83/">Dongtini — Episode 83</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dongtini.com">Dongtini</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><strong>On today&#8217;s show:</strong> Stephy has chronically misplaced logic, Simone was rewarded for being rear-ended, and we both wake up looking forward to naps. Also: Listener Kaitlyn asks about bunions and life source, baby update, adventures in nicknames, National Day of Unplugging, Stephy&#8217;s stalker, a disappointing revelation about the Guiness Book, and Glenn Beck says empathy is dangerous. (Of course he does.)</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large; font-family: helvetica;">Listen now or right click to download and listen later!</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-083.mp3"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Dongtini &#8211; Episode 83</span></a></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<div id="attachment_1848"  class="wp-caption aligncenter"  style="width: 285px;"><a href="http://dongtini.com/2013/03/06/dongtini-episode-83/cake-2/" rel="nofollow" class="galleryAndCaptionItem" title="We explain the cherry on the cake."><img class=" wp-image-1848   " title="cake" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cake.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="403"/></a><span class="wp-caption-text">We explain the cherry on the cake.</span></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;">Here is Simone&#8217;s informative <a href="http://theangrytiki.com/2007/10/new-concept-to-embrace-cake.html" target="_blank">blog about cakes</a>. </span></p>
<p> <a href="http://dongtini.com/2013/03/06/dongtini-episode-83/dnews-glenn-beck/" rel="attachment wp-att-1849"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1849" title="dnews glenn beck" src="http://dongtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/glenn.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;">Click <a href="http://mediamatters.org/video/2009/05/26/beck-cites-hitler-example-to-state-that-empathy/150513">here</a> to hear Glenn Beck explain how empathy caused the holocaust, obviously.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-small;">Closing song: Foxygen — &#8220;Shuggie&#8221;</span></p>
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