Dongtini » axe body spray http://dongtini.com A Podcast by Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Mon, 08 Feb 2021 01:04:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.38 Dongtini — Episode 21 http://dongtini.com/2011/12/07/dongtini-episode-21/ http://dongtini.com/2011/12/07/dongtini-episode-21/#comments Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:16:00 +0000 http://dongtini.com/?p=25 On this episode: the excruciating Virgin Diaries trailer, Dongtacular Vernacular, Taco Bell is going to think twice next time they discriminate against wheelchairs in their drive-thru, Simone’s game that requires Henry Rollins poetry, and Axe body spray gets a proper reaming by Neil Hamburger. Special feature: Stephy distorting! It’s like her trademark!™   Listen now
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]]> On this episode: the excruciating Virgin Diaries trailer, Dongtacular Vernacular, Taco Bell is going to think twice next time they discriminate against wheelchairs in their drive-thru, Simone’s game that requires Henry Rollins poetry, and Axe body spray gets a proper reaming by Neil Hamburger. Special feature: Stephy distorting! It’s like her trademark!™

 

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Big Tasty’s Dongtini inspired hand turkey.
Tasty does $20 Doodles on the last Sunday of every month in Burbank.
Head over there, LA peeps! He’s the breast.
Big Tasty gallantly provides Simone with his 15-year-old Taco Bell name tag. Treasured.
Amber Harvey who rammed into and smashed a Taco Bell door when they
wouldn’t serve her at the drive-thru window in her wheelchair.

The most painful trailer ever.

The new and unnecessary Three Stooges. Be annoyed.
Senior pics gone excellently.
f$700
Seven hundred fucking dollars. 
(courtesy of Dongtacular Vernacular)
Stephy’s picture that David saw in a hot local singles ad on Facebook.
Stephy’s pick for Simone’s hottest Facebook photo.
She swears not just because it’s blurry.
Simone’s 5th pick for Stephy’s hottest Facebook photo.
The the other four were all pictures of Lily Allen.


Closing song: Ween – “Waving My Dick In The Wind”

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]]> This time Stephy and Simone talk about stupid baby names derived from gross things and recite TV commercials from the ’80s that they can still remember. They delve into the amazing invention that is Twitter and how sad it is that some people don’t “get” it. Neil Hamburger is glorified for dismantling Axe body spray’s marketing department, then Stephy tries to read Ryan’s hilarious office emails with a straight face (it doesn’t happen).

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How Simone remembers.
The flower that is the subject of Ryan’s office email prank.

Some Twitter accounts we love:
@humblebrag
@dongattack
@OldManSearch
@TheOldFolksHome
@Jezebel
@NeilHamburger

And then of course, there’s us!

@tikidoll
@StephanieDrury

Neil Hamburger vs. stupid companies and their retarded tweets. Neil’s winning, see here!
Read all about the Anti-Axe art contest that Axe body spray tried to kill.

Closing song: Air — “Remember”

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