by Dongtini — Episode 95
September 11, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini
On this episode: Objectivity about baby cuteness, Stephy vs. Jesus Camp, Simone’s postpartum helpline ordeal (“help”line), how to get away from people on sidewalks holding clipboards, listener email, Simone & Stephanie: Streaming On Your Hard Drive with coincidental reviewing of 9/11 film “The Woman Who Wasn’t There” on 9/11, Simone’s Disgruntled Letter To Hanes, caramel pronounciation discrepancies, and we discuss being told by other women that we can’t say the c-word. (Dare you to page Harry Seaward over an airport intercom.)
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Wedgie free, my ass!
Rendering of “Proud Mary” at Jesus Camp™
A Stephy self-portrait of being tormented by guitarist in background giving hymns some Stevie Ray Vaughan treatment.Closing song: Imperial Teen — “Shim Sham”
The link for the podcast is not working for me!
Uhhh, that would be because I forgot to put it in. Sorry, still getting back into the swing of all my tasks! Should work now! – Simone
The link takes you to a login page for Castmate…not a podcast.
Which is sad because I want to listen!
Yay, glad you gals are back!
The podcast works fine for me on the Feral Audio site.
So glad you’re back with a new episode! I grew up in the mid-west and always pronounced it carml with the end all shmooshed together until my husband who grew up in L.A. got me to start saying it right. When I pronounce it correctly in front of other mid-westerners now though, I feel a pang of snobbery.
So happy for another episode!
Here’s a teaser photo of some juicy DongTiki butt:
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g240/stickston/tmp_-1783488755_zps63053f11.jpeg
This thing is coming along very nicely, I’ve got to buy some special glue to attach his adornments before I send him off on a trans-pacific journey.
It warms the cockles of my heart to see that people are still speaking the Queen’s English. The A is not silent!
Anyway, Simone you should never let PETA of all people try to guilt you about not caring about animals! If Cracked is to be believed (and I tend to) then:
“Well … there’s the fact that PETA is, and always has been, about killing animals. In 2011, their headquarters — an animal shelter in Norfolk, Virginia — killed 95 percent of the animals they took under their care (a combined 1,965 cats and dogs), whereas most other shelters only euthanize about 35 percent. They kill so many animals that they were almost denied the title of “shelter” and forced to call themselves a “euthanasia clinic.” (College Application Pro Tip: Don’t include “euthanasia clinic” on your list of extracurriculars.)
We understand that there is a practical limit to how many animals you can help and that, for some animals, euthanasia is a tragic necessity. But it’s hard to take seriously PETA’s claim that they’re killing animals as “an act of love” when they’ve been sued for taking lost pets and adoptable puppies and kittens from shelters, killing them, and then dumping their bodies in a dumpster. But hey, at least they’re not in cages anymore, right?”
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_20443_5-ways-you-didnt-realize-youre-making-your-pet-hate-you_p2.html#ixzz2eyUc0rEb
I would LOVE it if some Christian yay-hoo told me that butt sex isn’t righteous because butts don’t lubricate. Haven’t they ever heard the term BUTT SNOT?? I know this is a thing because Dan Savage said it was! Also butt snot is what helps your poop slide out. I think. I am not sure. I’m at work, otherwise I’d Google “butt snot.”
As for the thong discussion, I’m going to throw my panties in the ring. I like thongs! They don’t bother me at all. Actually, full-butt underwear kind of gets on my nerves. I guess I’m crazy but I think thong underwear is actually pretty comfortable. It stays where I put it and doesn’t bunch up and I think if you buy the right kind they’re great. I always get saggy bottom syndrome with the full butt panties, which I HATE. I also hate visible panty lines…I have seen some on women that look like they are painful, like the panties are 10 sizes smaller than the pants. I think the moral of the story is that you can easily buy the wrong kind/size of ANY type of underwear and just have the worst day of your life because of it. But I think I have hit the right stride with my butt floss.
Also I know I said PAAAAAAAAAAAANTIES 10000 times in that comment.
PANTIES
You said panties and I didn’t care! This must mean I love you!